seems like every date I have devolves into watching netflix and making out and I am 100% okay with that.

babybowsers:

me: *petting a cat* nice

cat: *bathes self where i touched it*

me: image

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wetheurban:

MUSIC: Songs I’ll Eat You Out To (Part 2)
Once again, you asked and we answered! The follow up to our highly popular and super (insert water drip emoji) Songs I’ll Eat You Out To playlist has arrived! Dim the lights, grab your partner, turn up your speakers and enjoy the playlist below: 
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wetheurban:

MUSIC: Songs I’ll Eat You Out To (Part 2)

Once again, you asked and we answered! The follow up to our highly popular and super (insert water drip emoji) Songs I’ll Eat You Out To playlist has arrived! Dim the lights, grab your partner, turn up your speakers and enjoy the playlist below: 

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aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

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fursasaida:

complete-fandomonium:

iloveyouandilikeyou:

charybdiss:

Please watch this I’m in tears

I’M SO GLAD I SAW THIS THIS MORNING

this is the best advertisement EVER

CAN I LEGIT HAVE THIS PARTY THOUGH

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